The Truth About Girls

Women are like apples
on
trees. The best ones are
at the top
of the
tree. The men don't want
to reach
for the good ones
because they
are
afraid of falling and
getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the
rotten
apples from the ground
that
aren't as good, but easy.
So the
apples at
the top think something
is wrong
with them, when in
reality, they're
amazing. They just have
to wait
for the right man to
come along,
the
one who's brave enough
to climb
all the way to the top.